I have been reborn and I am now a strong warrior woman. These are my stories.
Published on August 28, 2008 By Boudica In Humor

I had to share this which is making the rounds on the blogs and email.   Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

 


Comments
on Aug 28, 2008

Roaring, rolling helplessly on the floor, reaching for the mouse, crying, "More...MORE...MORE!"

on Aug 28, 2008

I'm glad to share the laughter BFD.  I thought it was funny.  I can't decide if one or nine are my faves. 

on Aug 28, 2008

I got this email and was gonna post it but kinda forgot. This was great stuff.

on Aug 28, 2008

Ha!  I laughed!  I needed that.  I think 9 has to win because that horrifying moment of self-realization in priceless!

on Aug 29, 2008

6-9 are my favorites!  Funny stuff Boudica, thanks for sharing them

on Sep 01, 2008

  The first one had me roaring with laughter.  The rest kept me there.  Classic!